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Powell Admits Error on WMD Trailers

Washington - Secretary of State Colin Powell today admitted that the administration's reports of Saddam's mobile weapons laboratories was in fact false. The trailers apparently were not used to make Weapons of Mass Destruction at all.

As Powell reported, the trailers are in fact mobile dwellings belonging to the Marsh arabs of Southern Iraq. Poor and often rootless, the marsh arabs are believed to be the oldest inhabitants of Iraq. Those who live in mobile dwellings are derisively referred to by Sunni Iraqis as "Shiite Trash" a common yet extremely derogatory term.

The mass of clutter often surrounding such dwellings can confuse satellite photos. What appeared to be a Soviet made T-72 tank was apparenly in fact a camel up on blocks.

Reports of equipment used for making chemical weapons in fact turned out to be an array of odd, yet unused kitchen implements, including an electric juice extractor, Onion Blossom maker, egg de-sheller, microwave omelet pan and a Bass-o-matic.

Reports of biological compounds in fact turned out to be leftover dishes in the fridge consisting of black-eyed chickpeas and pickled goat's feet.

These so called "Shiite Trash" often carry emblems depicting the glory days of the ancient Sumerian civilization, claiming it was their golden age, before the purity of their race was destroyed by semitic tribes invading from the North during the creation of the Bablyonian empire under Sargon I.

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