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Quick break between tickets....

Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?"
Friend: "I hope so."

Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?
A: The can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.

Q: What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?
A: You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

Q: What do you call a musician with a college degree?
A: Night manager at McDonalds

Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
A: Saliva.

Q: What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A: A bad oboist can kill you.

Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Q: Why are violist's fingers like lightning?
A: They rarely strike the same spot twice.

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veijukka
Jul. 11th, 2002 08:17 am (UTC)
*giggle*

Cute birdie, by the way. =)
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