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For all of my RL anime addicts...

Top Ten Ways Star Wars Would Be Different If It Were Anime

10. Everybody would be yelling out what Force power they're using when they fight.

9. Stormtroopers now each have thirty minute agonizing death scenes... EACH.

8. Chewbacca would be replaced by some sexy looking cat woman.

7. R2D2 and C3PO could join together and transform into a weapon to save the Rebellion.

6. The Death Star is now the Moon Imperium Crystal.

5. When Luke's hand is sliced off, his eyes pop out and he says "Waggagaggaaggagagaa!".

4. Sailor Naboo, Sailor Tatooine, Sailor Coruscant, Sailor Yavin 4, Sailor Hoth, Sailor Bespin, Sailor Endor.....

3. You know how Princess Leia's gold bikini was a one-scene thing? Not any more.

2. Everything can explode. EVERYTHING.

1. Three words: "Sailor Jar Jar".

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veijukka
Jun. 7th, 2002 01:12 pm (UTC)
*twitch*
aminomiko
Jun. 7th, 2002 03:30 pm (UTC)
Actually, that would be "Star Wars if it was Sailor Moon." Pretty much everything on that list, except for numbers 7 and 2, are part of the Magical Girl genre. Although you will see 10 and 9 in pretty much any shojo anime.

I would like to add, if it doesn't explode, it's not dead. Although, if I remember correctly, stormtroopers tend to give off a lot of sparks when they're shot...
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