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R.I.P

The Blue Bantha is Dead. Long live the Blue Bantha.
Whichever one of the Power Puff girls currently on my wrist agrees with me.
Me: Whee. The Blue Bantha is legal. It has been cleaned, blessed by the fishie, and sports a really cool steering wheel. Road trip!
Deity of Your Choice: Really? Psyche!
The Blue Bantha: I think I can. I think I can. I thought I could. I...
Deity of Your Choice: Hah. Take that, you arrogant mortal. I laugh in the face of your illusionary control over your destiny!
Me: But, Ii did everything right.
D.O.Y.C.: I know. That's what makes it so entertaining.
The Blue Bantha: Losing... power. Engines...critical. Life support ... failing.
My Inner Scottie: Captain, she cannae take much more o' this.
D.O.Y.C: Revel in the marvelous irony of randomness!!
The Blue Bantha: *Hiss*
Me: Hmm, a long black, rubber thingie that looks important but is curiously out of place hanging off my radiator.
D.O.Y.C.: That, my hapless, automobile ignorant little friend, is what we like to call an alternatr belt.
Me: What is this alternator you speak of? Wouldn't it follow that the belt belongs ON the alternater?
D.O.Y.C: In a perfect universe.
The Blue Banta: (ala tin man) Tow Truck! Tow Truck!
Me: Daddy!
Daddy: Got it covered.
Me: Thank you. *glares at D.O.Y.C.* Are you finished twisting my mortal coils around yet, or is there anything else you'd like to ruin for me?
D.O.Y.C: *wink*

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saendie
Apr. 11th, 2002 06:58 pm (UTC)
Oh crap...hope it gets fixed.
aminomiko
Apr. 11th, 2002 10:58 pm (UTC)
Now, why'd you have to go and make that so funny? I'd be out of my mind. (Have been out of my mind. Cars like to do that to me.)
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