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My ship is pasted on.

...but not for long.



Things that should henceforth be unsaid: "We left her for dead." "She must be dead." "She's not dead?" "But there was a bomb, and she only had TWO minutes to escape."


Seriously, what is with the huge gaping plot cliches?

Ooh, and also? They ought to start a public service campaign - "This is you. This is your bloody stump on poser!jedi. Any questions?"

I mean, golly, you'd think those things would come with warning labels. "May cause injury, disfugurement, and death, whether intentional or unintentional. Do not operate around children or anything with a pulse. Do not operate in an oxygen-rich environment or while in an evac suit. Does not protect against Sith or Merely Stupid. In certain cases, side effects have been known to occur including, but not limited to: severe skin irritation, dismemberment, loss of cognative function, and God complex. If any of these sypmtoms occur, discontinue use and seek your nearest Lightsaber Accident Committee member. You should not use lightsaber if you are currently, or might soon be, under the sway of a Sith. Or stupid. Or crazy. Or anyone of the male gender. You'll put your eye out."

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spkn4_4ever
Nov. 29th, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC)
Is she dead yet?
aniaj
Nov. 29th, 2006 06:03 pm (UTC)
Who? Which she? Cause a bunch of people died.

Yeah. How's Half Blood Prince going? Is he dead yet?
spkn4_4ever
Dec. 1st, 2006 09:24 am (UTC)
Half Blood Prince is old news... I'm halfway through another book now.
stormyserenity
Nov. 30th, 2006 03:33 am (UTC)
"We left her for dead." "She must be dead." "She's not dead?" "But there was a bomb, and she only had TWO minutes to escape."

*innocent face*

Who, Jean Grey?

*runs*
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