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Christmas is pain...

In honor of all the new and exciting craptastic holiday horror stories we'll have by this time next year...

There's a crowd on the hillside with hatchets and saws
With a keen disregard for the forestry laws
And they happily hum while the stumps slowly bleed in the rain
Christmas is pain

And you wait for an hour to see Santa Claus
And he's covered with velveteen, bourbon and gauze
And he pinches your mother and she can't find the words to explain
Christmas is pain


Entire song lyrics...

There's just something about that veleveteen, bourbon and gauze part that appeals to me...

And apparently sleep deprivation gives me the ability to come up with catchy song lyrics on the spot. Goats and cheese and something about Tim...

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