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It's a bad thing when you see 32nd notes in a movement marked Presto. Trust me on this one. It's an even worse thing when the notes aren't slurred. If Mozart weren't dead, I'd seriously consider going after him. Gah. I think it's a "be evil to string players" semester. One of these days I'm going to break down and go postal with my endpin. Just watch me. All y'all prissy little clarinet players better watch out.

Breathe.

Okay, now that my more primal half is properly repressed, we now return you to your regular rants. I, Inc. is solely responsible for all content expressed here. Like anyone else would ever make a claim to it anyway, eh? BTW, if anyone sees what's left of my sanity, do not attempt to restrain it as it is armed and dangerous. Just call the 8oo number and let trained personel handle it.

Excuse me one sec. *Whack.*

Better now. But just to be on the safe side...*Thump*

While I wait for the ringing in my ears to subside, let's hear a few words from our sponsor...Um, guys, we do have a sponsor, right?.... Whaddaya mean "Federal Indictment"?....The check went through, didn't it?....Oh....

On second thought, this space refuses to sell out to corporate mafias, anyway. Instead, we've decided to raise our funds through fund drives.

*ahem* That was great, wasn't it? If you like what you see here and want to keep it, it's time for you to show your support. This wonderful program wouldn't exist without support from viewers like you. It's your tax-free contributions that keep us on the air. So call now, volunteers are standing by. Did I mention that your donations are 100% tax-emempt? No, and there's a good reason for that. We even have some lovely thank-you gifts. For you donation of $1, we'll send you.... absolutely nothing. This gift is free and yours to keep. If you want to show your support at the $5 level, we'll gift wrap it. (+$3.95 S&H) And if you can't imagine sending anything less than $10, you'll recive a rare, limited edition used toner container.We know it'll in handy for future viewings. Now, let's get back to some more fine, quality post.

*Whump. Biff. Crash. Bang. Ding.*

WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE STAY TUNED.

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veijukka
Mar. 7th, 2002 09:11 am (UTC)
*pokes head out from under table* Is it safe to emerge?

*grin* - hang in there...
saendie
Mar. 7th, 2002 12:04 pm (UTC)
Whoa Tess...
Slightly psycho?
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